Alright, this pretty much leaves me dumbstruck. I have no witty snarl to accompany this obviously amazing piece of information that will take TNA into the next level (down, obviously). I can't help but wonder in what parallel universe this was conceived as a good idea.This will probably be the thing that gives Jim Cornette a heart attack. After all, Jim must now regret being in the annals of a company that so willingly turns itself into a parody of a wrestling company (I'd like to throw the initials WCW around, for good measure). This is the kind of news that makes me wish someone like Jeff Jarrett was still in charge and Vince Russo headed creative. Yes, you read that correctly. I would sit through 5 years of spew originating from the foul mind of Vince Russo than to contemplate what the fuck Brooke Hogan has to do with pro wrestling and how Dixie Carter thinks this is brilliant marketing.
It will have some positive effect though. Maybe this will be the catalyst to make people realise what kind of cancer Hulk Hogan is to TNA, and the wrestling business in general.
Alas, people (the small portion that can be distinguished by their adoration for the red and yellow and total lack of social skills) will blatantly see past this as a great way to see wrestling and fap at the same time. Remember brother ... if you toss off to images of Brooke, I'd like to remind you that she's a spitting image of her beloved daddy.
Fuck this company.
D.
Also, the totally amazing graphic artwork cut sloppily from the TNA website is of course owned by TNA entertainment LLC. They can keep it for all I care.
Mwahahah! They should be so dead by now. She has no skill whatsoever in wrestling or on the mic. The knockouts would probably resent the presence of a Diva among them since they were so keen on making this statement about their division being made of capable wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteAs for Dixie Carter...I think she had little to say when Hulk pushed the idea because his daughter, on a whim (how likely is that brother?) decided to do like daddy and get some air-time whilst no one gives two shits?
So much to put into words a simple 2-word long phenomenon:
attention whores
ER
Whichever way you look at it, Dixie still has to approve everything Hulk does, but sadly ... she's taking the Ted Turner approach (again, the WCW approach)of just letting everyone do whatever the fuck they want. It's this kind of nepotism that ruins TNA. First Bitchoff's son and now Brooke. I almost cannot wait for TNA to just fold.
ReplyDeleteSad, because the amount of actual talent they have (left) on their roster rivals if not exceeds the talent WWE has.