How is it possible?

Evening


You know, I've been a little on the fence about WWE's current storylines. Again, it's hit and miss as usual. Brock Lesnar jobbing to Cena on pay per view was a decision I found odd, to say the least. 
It doesn't seem normal how you'd book a legit fighter as dominating in every which way, only to have him job merely one week later. Brock's return -> missed opportunity in my book.


CM Punk vs Jericho seems to have run its course now, and thankfully so. After their encounter at Wrestlemania, the storyline seemed to drag on. While none of the parties involved should be blamed, it seemed as if the writers were completely unable to write up a decent storyline.


The Daniel Bryan/ AJ saga is surprisingly good, and to have the petite nerdy girl turn into a violent psychopathic warbringer was completely out of left field and probably the most original decision possible. Fingers crossed they don't screw it up. This whole storyline also (re-)introduced me to NXT season three winner Kaitlyn. I hadn't really paid attention to her or what she'd been up to. I reckon it has to do with my aversion for diva matches. 


It's safe to say now I realised that for a woman with a bodybuilding background, she's smoking hot. Dare I say she even surpasses the "girl so nice they named her twice" Kelly². Of course, in my perennial search for searing hotness in divas, I tracked back and actually found out she's in one heck of a storyline on NXT. Didn't see that one coming, did ya?


Maxine, another NXT alumni is going around being abusive to Johnny Curtis and Derrick Bateman. First, she makes whoopie with Bateman, before moving onto Curtis and then back to Bateman, all the while physically assaulting both of them. In comes Kaitlyn, who establishes an instant bro-mance with Bateman (for lack of a better word). La-dee-da ... doesn't seem interesting you'd say. Well, here's my POV:


Johnny Curtis has an awesome gimmick, being all creepy and weirding people out. Derrick Bateman is probably the most naturally charismatic and comedic character employed by WWE right now. Kaitlyn's ability to act makes it awesome. And then there's Maxine. There's one character that should NEVER be turned face, much like Dolph Ziggler. She just has something vile to her, and basically ... it works, she's believable.


To top it all off, the rosy nipple on the juicy tit of storyline perfection is that both ladies can actually wrestle a match. Not bad for girls whose debut took place within the last 4 years.  Something for Kelly² to ponder over.


But wait, there's more! Damien Sandow, being all Jebusy and to be frank, plain cool. I hope to Perkele he'll have a better run this time around. Being one of Michelle McCool's teacher's pets didn't really fly well.


The rosy nipple on the second juicy tit, is Claudio Castagnoli's main show debut (as Antonio Cesaro, obviously)! Regardless of the way he debuted, as a love rival opposite Teddy Long (meh!), it's great to see someone who I've been watching for a loooong time (I'm talking Swiss Money Holding with Ares here) finally make it up there. The only thing I'm really bummed about is his finisher. While the "Gotch Style Neutralizer" is full of smart references, I miss the Ricola Bomb and even the Alpamare Waterslide.
I did see his elevated European Uppercut appear though ... phew. Now, creative team, bring me Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Corey Graves and "Kassius Ohno" and I will love you long time.


Basically, this is it. I can't even believe I'm saying this, but now I'm looking forward to the next episode of NXT. For fuck's sake ... NX - fucking - T! Next thing you know, I'll be watching Nascar, hahahaha






Sayonara, and more juicy tits




~D.